DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
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DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
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thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
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BUT THEIR EYES
SO CONFUSED
AND ADORABLE
“WHY ARE WE HERE”
“WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS”
“SO MUCH LIGHT - WHY”
“OH FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT”
how the fuck do you even get owls thats what i want to know
“WE HEARD YOU HAD TOOTSIE ROLL POPS.”
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It doesn’t matter what type of book you read - whether it’s YA or adult, short or long, paranormal or contemporary. It doesn’t matter how many books you read in a year, how long it takes you to finish a book, or how many times you’ve read a particular book. It doesn’t matter if…
Sometimes one finds a young man standing guard over a sewer pothole in the far outskirts of Bucharest. He will say that he is with the Department of Public Works and that the main line has been shut down for necessary maintenance and repairs. But he rarely looks like a sewer worker, and he never sounds Romanian, and so every so often he will buttress his words with an apologetic Obliviate.
Maintenance and repairs isn’t a convincing lie. It sounds so complicated. Isn’t there anything like Reparo in the Muggle world, anything simple and easy?
In any case, the truth is that the Miniature Lapland Spikesnout has escaped again, and the creature has a real affinity for sewers. This isn’t at all the kind of thing one can tell the Muggles. Fellow dragon trainer Emilian, who frequently loses the Knut-toss and is forced to retrieve the thing, always says to explain it away as an alligator infestation.
But that’s even more ridiculously contrived than maintenance and repairs. Who’s ever heard of alligators in the sewers?
Welp, there’s my new headcanon Charlie Weasley.
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apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
oh my god
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A way to declutter my fandom blog this is the confession/so cute/so awesome/ reblog me blog